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双语笑话|给老婆的玫瑰

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Roses for My Wife

On the way home one night, I spotted1 some fresh-cut roses outside a florist's shop. After selecting a dozen and entering the shop, I was greeted by a young saleswoman.

Are these for your wife, sir? she asked.

Yes, I said.

For her birthday? she asked.

No, I replied.

For your anniversary?

No, I said again.

As I pocketed my change and headed toward the door, the young woman called out, I hope she forgives you.

给老婆的玫瑰

一天晚上回家的路上,我看到一家花店外面有一些刚剪下来的玫瑰。我挑了一打,走进店里,一个年轻的女售货员跟我打了个招呼。

先生,这类是送给你老婆的吗?她问道。

是的,我说。

她的过生日?她问。

不是,我回答。

你们的结婚纪念日?

不是,我又答道。

当我将找回的钱装进口袋,朝门口走去时,那年轻的女性冲我喊道:期望她能原谅你。


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